Jokess

Kaun Kitna Kanjoos Hai Iss Baat Ko
Lekar Santa Aur Banta Ke Beech
Behas Ho Rahi Thi.
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Banta: “ Main Itna Kanjoos Hoon Ke
Apne Honeymoon Par Akela Hi Chala
Gaya Aur Apne Paise Bachaye ”
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Santa: “ Arrey Ye Bhi Koi Kanjoosi
Hui, Meri Sun, Mene Apni Biwi Ko
Apne Dost Ke Sath Bejh Diya Aur
Poore Paise Bachaye “